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Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
King Pong.
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
King Kong in clingfilm
Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food.
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?
King Koncord.
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