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If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?
Because he's a beef-eater.
What business is King Kong in?
Monkey business.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
Where does King Kong sleep?
Anywhere he wants to.
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas.
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