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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
Just don't monkey with him.
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
A flat mate.
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
A flat note.
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
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