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How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?
A messy cage.
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
"Are you my mother?"
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.
What is big hairy and can fly ?
King Kongcorde !
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